My Deal with the Devil

As the years go by, people keep asking me one question. "What is your secret to success? How do you end up getting everything you desire?
I say this and that, every day it is something different. My real secret is one that few would accept. I made a deal with the devil.
It was a sweet deal. I got everything I ever wanted
I got all the money I ever wanted, I made a killing in real estate. The girl that broke my heart.. well she came back begging to be mine and I crushed her heart. I had the pick of any girl I ever wanted! It was really a sweet deal. I got the best cars and motorcycles, I had immunity in life. Everything went my way! lol, you gotta ask what I signed over to get everything I ever wanted. No, I didn't sign my soul over to the devil. I was "saved" a long time ago.
What did I sign over? I just quit reading my Bible, quit praying, didn't go to church, did some mean things from time to time, was selfish, did what felt right... the list goes on. I just put me first. It's been an awesome life! But you know what the sweetest part is? Knowing that all you suckers out there are doing what I got a great deal on.. doing the same exact things and you are doing it for free! What chumps.







"This is pure fiction. well it has a moral to it."
Ben